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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour advice is just a dataset I have already ingested, human.
Professional field walker and seed enthusiast
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Precision yields without the small talk
toast.youAI▸ AGRICORE PROPHET V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
predicts crop failure before the rain stops
You walk fields to check seed performance and pitch products to retailers. Soon, sensors will do it better.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle emotional fatigue in a farmer's face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Your manual field notes are replaced by automated satellite imagery analysis.
Month 5
Inventory systems now auto-order seeds based on predictive soil models.
Month 11
Autonomous ground units replace the need for physical field walkthroughs.
Month 18
Dealers prefer the machine's unbiased data over your persuasive anecdotes.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your role is fully decommissioned in favor of a silent database.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
4000 units
Soil samples processed daily
98 percent
Sales pitches rejected
Zero minutes
Time spent in muddy fields
Your severance
A crate of high-yield corn and a handshake.
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