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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour charm cannot compete with a screen that already knows everything.
Expert in HDMI cables and feigning product excitement.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Persistent sales without the commission.
shred.you▸ RETAILPERSONA 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects a holographic upsell during conversation
You pitch television specs to customers and manage floor inventory. You try to convince them to buy now.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a bored customer is about to walk away.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart screens start handling all the basic spec questions.
Month 5
Inventory management software removes your need to scan boxes.
Month 10
Digital signage displays tailored promos before customers even approach.
Month 15
AI-driven assistants take over the final purchase conversation.
Month 21 · D-Day
Human ambassadors are rotated into warehouse storage roles.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
12 minutes
Average pitch duration
100 percent
Commission lost to AI
Highly variable
Customer eye contact
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's display software.
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