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February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYour charm is just a slow, expensive API for closing deals.
Professional ghoster of leads and master of QBR slides.
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brr.you▸ PITCHMASTER PRO 7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates pipeline updates and emails
You chase sports tech leads, demo software features, and perform endless quarterly business reviews to retain unhappy clients.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI takes over the cold outreach and lead nurturing emails.
Month 4
Interactive video avatars handle all repetitive product feature walkthroughs.
Month 12
Dynamic pricing models replace your manual contract negotiation process.
Month 21
Predictive analytics trigger automatic renewal notices to all clients.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
Human account management is fully decommissioned for efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4.2 cups
Coffee consumed per deal
78 percent
Time spent in useless calls
Zero
Actual software engineering done
Your severance
A one-year subscription to your own CRM software.
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