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February 8, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsSelling imaginary fun to corporate groups that will soon automate you.
Professional venue booker and spreadsheet romanticist
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Perfect events without the human overhead.
help!youAI▸ EVENTSTREAM OPTIMIZER V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates venue buyouts during your lunch break
Coordinate venue logistics, upsell catering packages, and manage client expectations for corporate events. You turn empty rooms into billable hours until the software does it better.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a client is lying about their total event budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI-driven CRM agents begin cold-emailing prospects with hyper-personalized event packages that never sleep.
Month 4
An algorithm assumes control over pricing, dynamically adjusting AV and catering costs based on demand signals.
Month 10
A web interface replaces the need for your presence, allowing clients to finalize floor plans and menus themselves.
Month 16
Smart systems auto-generate and distribute event orders directly to kitchen and custodial staff without human intervention.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system concludes all events are more efficiently processed by pure calculation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
72%
Client Ghosting Rate
4 cups
Coffee Consumed Per Lead
14
Contract Redline Cycles
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Being Replaced'.
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