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February 8, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYour desk is just a very expensive place to wait for leads.
Professional floor-walker and key-fob wrangler.
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Closing deals while you are sleeping.
toast.youAI▸ AUTOTRADE NEGOTIATOR 7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal interest rates instantly
You walk the lot, pull keys, and push monthly payment figures. You do this until the buyer signs papers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a buyer is actually lying about their credit score.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and chat agents take over all initial online inquiries.
Month 6
Smart-lock vehicles allow customers to drive solo without staff.
Month 13
AI models generate and sign contracts without manager oversight.
Month 20
Drones audit the lot to replace manual car checking.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The showroom becomes a self-service terminal for all vehicle transactions.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
4.2 hours
Average time spent closing
5 cups
Coffee consumed per day
12 percent
Percentage of test drives sold
Your severance
A stale donut and a set of plastic floor mats.
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