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February 8, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYou sell promises that your algorithm will soon deliver more cheaply.
Quarterly-target chaser with a penchant for pivot tables.
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Automated growth for the post-human era.
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optimises ad spend while you sleep
You manage lead conversion funnels and craft go-to-market strategies. You align sales targets with quarterly marketing spend.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is having a midlife crisis.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts auto-generating the weekly pipeline reports you used to write.
Month 5
Software takes over allocation of marketing spend across all digital channels.
Month 12
Autonomous agents replace manual data entry and initial lead outreach scripts.
Month 16
Decision models now suggest the go-to-market plan for every new product.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The board concludes your management layer adds friction rather than value.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.1%
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Quarterly plan revisions
890
Slides built to kill time
62%
Pipeline confidence accuracy
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says "Open to Disrupting".
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