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February 8, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYou sell air to people who have already bought it elsewhere.
Professional powerpoint enthusiast and lead-chasing adrenaline junkie.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals while you sleep soundly.
split.youAI▸ PITCHMASTER PRO 7.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates cold outreach and closing calls
You chase qualified leads and pitch value propositions. Your days are mostly spent in endless discovery calls and meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which ego to stroke to get a contract signed on Friday.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts sending hyper-personalized messages to your prospects.
Month 5
Smart software identifies which leads are actually worth your time.
Month 12
Models build tailored presentations faster than any human intern.
Month 20
Conversational bots handle negotiation and final contract signing.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The entire marketing and sales department is offboarded by morning.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per deal
98 percent
Meaningless buzzword density
6 hours
Time spent in CRM
Your severance
One free subscription to a generic meditation app.
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