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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour ability to fake enthusiasm for quarterly targets is now obsolete.
Professional dream seller with a deep hatred of CRMs.
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splat.you▸ PITCH-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates cold outreach and closing sequences
You draft slide decks, cold call skeptical prospects, and guess what customers want using gut feelings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can discern if a client is actually lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts writing your cold emails better and faster.
Month 5
Smart software creates all your sales decks automatically.
Month 10
Algorithms replace your gut feeling for lead scoring.
Month 15
Deepfake avatars handle the initial sales chats perfectly.
Month 21 · D-Day
A single script handles the entire sales funnel autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
0.02 percent
Cold call conversion
47 decks
Slides per deal
85 dollars
Lunch meeting cost
Your severance
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