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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour spreadsheets are just ghosts of bread that hasn't sold yet.
Professional bread-brand strategist and spreadsheet architect.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing dough flows across every shelf.
sluurp.you▸ SUPPLYCHAIN-AI PREDICTOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
rebalances national bread inventory every ten milliseconds
You manage bread production forecasts and sales targets across two brands. You juggle inventory and delivery capacity daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still taste when the flour quality dips before the sensors notice the humidity change.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull real-time shelf data directly from retailer point-of-sale systems.
Month 5
Algorithm generates production orders based on weather and historical trends.
Month 12
Smart software reroutes delivery trucks to minimize spoilage during transit.
Month 16
Automated reordering systems replace your manual purchasing and stock oversight.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system runs the company and you are formally retired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
99.8%
forecast accuracy
40%
waste reduction
60000
daily decisions
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium stale sourdough croutons.
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