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Your job has an expiration date
February 28, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYour Rolodex is just a database that hasn't been scraped yet.
Professional lunch-attendee and slide-deck orator
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals without the overpriced lunch expense.
oof.you▸ CONSULT-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates aggressive cross-selling without blinking
You hunt for corporate consulting contracts and maintain high-level client relationships across the UK market.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge exactly how much fake laughing a room can handle before you pitch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI begins drafting your cold outreach emails to senior targets.
Month 5
Algorithms predict which clients are ready to sign new contracts.
Month 12
Dynamic slide decks are generated automatically based on client data.
Month 20
Virtual avatars handle initial partnership discovery calls with prospects.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
Your role is fully superseded by an autonomous client-acquisition engine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
200 GBP
Average lunch tab
8 per week
Coffee meetings wasted
4,200 annually
Slide deck page count
Your severance
One free trial of our automated sales software.
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