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September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsTrading expensive lunches for scalable, algorithmic cold-email precision.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals without ever ordering appetizers.
glub.youAI▸ CLOSERBOT ENTERPRISE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
negotiates billion-dollar contracts while you sleep
You facilitate deals by attending events and chatting with stakeholders. Soon, a data-driven model will do the talking.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a prospect is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Software starts suggesting your next best client contact move.
Month 4
Visual generators replace your manual slide drafting process.
Month 10
Bots handle all cold introductions and initial discovery calls.
Month 13
Algorithms predict exact pricing thresholds for every partner.
Month 22 · D-Day
The client platform prefers talking to the perfectly rational machine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
150 USD
Average lunch cost
4.2
Coffee meetings per deal
100%
Handshakes replaced
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a gift card.
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