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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTrading genuine human connection for a series of optimized email sequences.
Professional bridge-builder, currently burning them for quota.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before you finish your coffee.
shred.you▸ LEADGEN V-4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates deal flow with relentless efficiency
You hunt leads, map organizational structures, and negotiate contracts while pretending to care about long-term professional relationships.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is having a bad day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent begins cleaning your messy CRM entries automatically.
Month 6
Smart software replaces cold calling with personalized, hyper-targeted outreach.
Month 13
AI legal assistants flag and edit boilerplate clauses in real time.
Year 1.9
Digital avatars simulate relationship building during routine client check-ins.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The entire sales lifecycle runs as a self-optimizing backend process.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
Zero minutes
Coffee-break duration
Minus 200%
Pipeline churn rate
Nano-seconds
Contract negotiation speed
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a warm goodbye email.
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