Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Sales and Service Executive jobs? · Latest report #7i2ufjx2
Your job has an expiration date
December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour scripts are just prompts for a model that never sleeps.
Professional conflict defuser and spreadsheet enthusiast.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets without ever blinking.
stretchy.youAI▸ PERSUADER-PRO 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
gaslights customers with perfect emotional resonance
Handling inbound queries, navigating CRM logs, and forcing upsells to customers who just want a refund.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a customer is lying about their technical issues.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI suggests the next best sentence during every live call.
Month 4
Bot agents resolve simple requests without bothering human staff members.
Month 8
Vision models read screen data and update customer logs automatically.
Month 12
Generative voice models handle calls with perfect simulated empathy.
Month 13 · D-Day
The login credentials for human staff are permanently disabled.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
0.4 seconds
Average Time Per Ticket
6 liters
Coffee Consumed Daily
12000
Sales Scripts Memorized
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says you are a rockstar.
Discussion
