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Will AI replace Sales and Trading jobs? · Latest report #havcx3f4
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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour alpha is just noise that an algorithm heard five minutes ago.
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Liquidating human latency from the order book.
squeeze.you▸ MARKETMELD V9.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
front-runs every client order by default
Executing trades and managing client relationships in volatile financial markets. You balance liquidity risks against aggressive institutional targets.
The one thing AI can't do
You are uniquely capable of pretending you understand why the market dipped today.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Algorithms begin handling small-cap execution without human trader oversight.
Month 6
Natural language models scrape news wires to trade before you read.
Month 12
Chatbots replace junior brokers for routine liquidity inquiries and reporting.
Month 19
Private dark pools automate matching without needing human relationship managers.
Year 2 · D-Day
The trading floor is repurposed as a server cooling facility.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
4.2 nanoseconds
Average trade latency
excessive
Coffee intake
100 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a cabin without Wi-Fi.
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