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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour entire career is just a slow, high-stakes spreadsheet simulation.
Junior modeler of charts, lover of pivot tables.
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Faster than human fear.
wheee!you▸ TRADEFLOW AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
front-runs every trade with millisecond latency
You spend all day tracking market data and updating Excel models to help traders place high-frequency bets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why the market dropped.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents scrap your terminal feeds before you can click refresh.
Month 5
Automated scripts replace your manual spreadsheet inputs with instant updates.
Month 10
Algorithms execute trades directly without your manual data entry.
Month 16
AI models write the market summaries in seconds, not hours.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system runs the desk perfectly, leaving you to pursue art.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
7 cups
Coffee consumed per day
4,200
Excel cells updated hourly
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