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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsSelling air to people who already have too much of it.
Professional email blaster and master of the pivot table.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated growth through sheer cold-email volume.
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filters unqualified leads with zero empathy
You chase leads and track ad inventory. You juggle spreadsheets to move digital assets onto publishing platforms.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually capable of pretending to care about the client's vision.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart bots replace your manual searching of lead databases.
Month 5
LLMs write your cold outreach with zero human fatigue.
Month 10
Inventory management software automates your ad placement spreadsheets.
Month 15
Algorithms handle basic contract terms without your input.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system runs itself while you collect your final pay.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
4,000
Emails sent per day
82
Spreadsheet tabs open
0.4%
Qualified leads found
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a digital coffee.
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