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June 28, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsSelling complex science to people who stop listening after five minutes.
Professional translator between PhDs and CFOs.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before you finish your coffee.
squeeze.youAI▸ SPECSHEET-GENERATOR X1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates the entire sales funnel overnight
You translate dense technical data into sales pitches for lab equipment. You spend your days chasing prospects via email.
The one thing AI can't do
You can actually read the frustration in a client's eyes during a live demonstration.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Your inbox is managed by an agent that clones your tone.
Month 7
Custom decks are generated instantly based on real-time hardware data.
Month 13
High-fidelity digital simulations replace physical site visits and demo units.
Month 22
Pricing is dynamically optimized to maximize conversion without your input.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of every account and partner relationship.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
94 percent
Emails ignored
Daily
Tech specs misunderstood
Zero
Demo kits lost
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one generic reference letter.
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