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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYou sell tree removals that trees would rather you not sell.
Professional tree-whisperer and insurance liability estimator.
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Precision canopy mapping for immediate price quotes.
brr.you▸ ARBORSCAN 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
scans canopy health with thermal optics
You assess tree health for clients and write up quotes for pruning, removal, or cabling services.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the subtle structural rot in a trunk just by touching it.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Drones create 3D models of trees for remote structural analysis.
Month 5
Vision models flag rot and branch failure risks without humans.
Month 13
Pricing for removal updates automatically based on local labor costs.
Year 2.2
Customers accept quotes directly via a browser based on drone data.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The machine takes the final site visit to confirm the quote.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
8
Quotes generated per day
20 minutes
Average tree inspection time
94%
Percent of site visits
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a forest service job.
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