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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsSelling solutions for problems that only exist in your slide decks.
Expert in turning 30-minute meetings into 60-page PDF reports.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated growth for the clueless
ow.youAI▸ STRATEGYBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
generates infinite growth projections in milliseconds
You translate client goals into vague growth strategies. Your value lives in the gap between reality and projected revenue.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face without it triggering a syntax error.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI-generated decks replace your manual slide deck assembly.
Month 5
Automated pipelines extract data directly from CRM systems.
Month 10
Clients prefer interacting with chatbots over your billable hours.
Month 16
Algorithms predict growth more accurately than your gut feeling.
Year 2 · D-Day
The consulting firm realizes the bot costs nothing to maintain.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
42
Slides per client
99%
Buzzword density
High
Revenue leakage
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one free coffee cup.
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