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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour quota is a suggestion, but your replacement is a mathematical certainty.
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The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is having a bad day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your manual data entry tasks are instantly handled by backend scripts.
Month 5
Predictive models identify high-value targets better than your gut feeling.
Month 13
AI sends perfectly timed emails that sound exactly like your voice.
Year 1.9
Logic engines resolve contract terms without human intervention or handshakes.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of your remaining account access.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
100 percent
Cold calls avoided
99 point 9
Pipeline conversion rate
too high
Human emotional fatigue
Your severance
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