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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou sell solutions to problems only you have created for profit.
Professional negotiator of your own declining relevance.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals while you sleep soundly.
toast.youAI▸ MARKETLOGIC ENGINE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates aggressive pricing strategies in real time
You chase leads, manage pipelines, and squeeze margins. Your charm is currently your only competitive advantage.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client with enough confidence to close the deal.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software replaces manual CRM entry and lead scraping.
Month 6
Algorithms handle all initial contact and cold email sequences.
Month 13
Models calculate the exact discount to close the deal.
Month 20
Contracts are generated and digitally signed without human interaction.
Year 2 · D-Day
The business operates autonomously with zero human sales staff.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
Unlimited
Cold calls per hour
High
Human emotional volatility
100%
Pipeline conversion rate
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