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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 18, 2027
In 12 monthsYour clipboard is just a physical barrier to an automated pitch.
Professional door-knocker, neighborhood nuisance, and clipboard enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals without the awkward driveway banter.
glub.youAI▸ TARGETPITCH V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 12 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers optimized sales scripts via smart doorbell
You walk neighborhoods to sell internet and phone plans to people who keep their doors locked.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect if someone is actually home by the sound of their TV.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI identifies the best neighborhood blocks to target for growth.
Month 3
Targeted local ads replace your physical presence at the door.
Month 6
Automated video pitches play directly through resident camera systems.
Month 9
Contracts are pushed to resident phones with one-tap verification.
Month 12 · D-Day
The neighborhood is serviced by digital reach, no human needed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42
Doors slammed per hour
3 seconds
Average rejection speed
1.2 gallons
Coffee consumed while lurking
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the internet you couldn't sell.
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