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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsTrading authentic human connection for a perfectly optimized conversion funnel.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Empathy simulation at scale.
ow.youAI▸ PERSUADE-O-MATIC V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mimics genuine interest during quarterly reviews
You facilitate endless client meetings to build rapport and drive contract renewals. Your role is essentially professional social lubrication for B2B procurement processes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a client is lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our software scrapes your email history to understand every client's unique neurotic tendencies.
Month 4
The AI starts sending hyper-personalized emails that clients actually enjoy reading for once.
Month 10
The bot listens to your calls and whispers winning scripts into your headset.
Month 15
The bot replaces you on video calls with a version that never sighs.
Month 21 · D-Day
You are invited to hand over your password and exit the building gracefully.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
100%
Client meeting fatigue
Excessive
Coffee consumption
0.99
Conversion probability
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a warm goodbye.
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