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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling overpriced mattresses to people who just want a nap.
Professional nap monitor and credit application expert.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals while you sleep soundly
toast.youAI▸ REST-ASSURED SALES-BOT 4000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
pre-approves credit for every single visitor
You walk the floor, demonstrate mattress firmness, and guide hesitant customers through complex installment credit finance forms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a customer is lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Showroom tablets display every mattress spec without human input.
Month 7
An API link instantly approves or denies credit applications.
Month 16
Cameras track visitor interest heat-maps to suggest floor layouts.
Year 2.1
Dynamic pricing software adjusts tags based on store foot-traffic.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Kiosks replace sales staff completely for a frictionless checkout experience.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
12 minutes
Average nap duration
14 percent
Credit form errors
2.1 units
Sales per shift
Your severance
A slightly used floor-model king size memory foam mattress.
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