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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsEnjoy your final months of copy-pasting rejection letters into CRM fields.
Professional ghoster of C-suite executives and inbox clutterer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Cold email at scale with zero personality.
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sends 5000 personalized cold emails per minute
You spend all day sending cold emails and cold calling prospects to qualify leads for the real closers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a prospect is lying on a discovery call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
Automated scripts begin pulling prospect contact details from public web sources.
Week 6
LLMs start writing your emails with better conversion rates than your templates.
Week 11
AI voices take over all initial prospecting calls with perfect human empathy.
Month 4
Direct database integration removes the need to log any activity manually.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated and the automated sales engine runs forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
98 percent
Average rejection rate handled
200 units
Emails sent daily
3 cups
Coffee consumed per lead
Your severance
One free trial subscription to your own CRM.
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