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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsPredicting the future is easy when you just hallucinate the revenue.
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Closing deals while you are sleeping.
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autogenerates hyper-optimistic quarterly revenue forecasts
You chase quotas by hovering over your team's CRM dashboards and begging prospects to sign outdated contracts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the ritual of feigning disappointment when a deal falls through.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Software cleans your CRM data without needing your manual input.
Month 5
Algorithms replace your guesses with actual statistical probability models.
Month 10
AI-run meetings replace your stressful weekly pipeline standups.
Month 15
Smart agents handle all lead qualification and initial contact.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system closes the deals and eliminates the middle management.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4.2 liters
Coffee consumed per deal
12
Pipeline lies per week
47
Slides per forecast meeting
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one month of premium CRM access.
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