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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYou organize the slide decks that nobody actually reads anyway.
Professional slide-deck architect and unread-email connoisseur.
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help!youAI▸ ONBOARD-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deploys interactive modules during your lunch break
You create onboarding content and training materials to help sales teams sell software features they don't understand.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which part of the presentation will make a sales lead fall asleep.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scrapers turn your scattered Notion docs into searchable knowledge bases.
Month 4
Digital avatars replace your live onboarding sessions with personalized streams.
Month 7
Adaptive bots update sales scripts the second a feature changes.
Month 10
Real-time monitoring identifies which reps need help before they know it.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account is migrated to a read-only archive for legacy records.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
450
Slides produced per quarter
99%
Average trainee boredom level
100%
Training videos skipped instantly
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