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July 25, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou explain the firewall while we install the trapdoor.
Bridge-builder between impossible features and impossible quotas.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals with pure, cold certainty.
toast.youAI▸ PITCHMASTER-X 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mimics technical empathy during high-stakes discovery calls
You pitch technical security features to skeptical buyers. You build custom demos and bridge gaps between engineering and sales.
The one thing AI can't do
You can read the room when the CTO is secretly thinking about quitting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors scan your email to log exactly what customers ignore.
Month 3
Live demo environments are replaced by pre-rendered, high-fidelity interaction loops.
Month 9
An AI agent pulls answers from your entire internal knowledge base.
Month 14
Tone-matching algorithms replicate your specific brand of calm technical advice.
Month 21 · D-Day
The sales team stops asking you for help with the demo.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
12 percent
Demo failure rate
98 percent
Pitch deck bloat
400 daily
Sales team eye rolls
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says "Expert in legacy systems."
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