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Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour territory map is just a glorified spreadsheet waiting for deletion.
Expert in highway miles and disappointed regional sales forecasts.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals while you are still parking.
no no noyouAI▸ TERRITORYBOT PRIME▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates commission structures for zero human error
You track regional sales quotas and micromanage field agents. You spend your life in cars and status meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying to your face in person.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your CRM data is harvested to train our predictive models.
Month 5
Sensors identify the most efficient path for sales teams.
Month 13
Our algorithms set targets that agents cannot argue with.
Year 1.9
Real-time AI dashboards replace your manual status updates.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of your region and budget.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
40 gallons
Coffee consumed per quarter
65 percent
Percentage time driving
12,000 yearly
Emails sent to field reps
Your severance
A GPS unit that only routes you to unemployment centers.
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