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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour pitch is just a predictive text model with a pulse.
Expert at cold-emailing people who will never reply.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals while you sleep soundly.
brr.you▸ CLOSERBOT AI 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
negotiates better contracts in microseconds
You hunt for leads and talk clients into buying software or business services to hit monthly quotas.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a prospect is lying about their budget over a coffee.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Scraping tools identify your leads faster than your fingers can type.
Month 3
AI sends hyper-personalized messages that sound more human than you.
Month 6
A voice bot handles initial qualification without needing a lunch break.
Month 10
System uses historical data to generate terms that ensure a close.
Month 14 · D-Day
The AI closes the final deal and closes your account forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
0.04 percent
Call-to-Close ratio
4.2 liters
Coffee consumed per deal
99999 pending
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Your severance
One free trial of the software you just sold.
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