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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour intuition is just a data set that has already been solved.
Professional relationship architect and quarterly target stress-weaver.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before your coffee gets cold.
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automates commission clawbacks without blinking
You manage revenue targets, client relationships, and sales pipelines. You spend your days closing deals and reporting performance metrics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is lying about budget cuts.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your CRM history is fed into the predictive model.
Month 5
AI-generated personas start messaging your top prospects directly.
Month 10
The system dynamically adjusts pricing based on real-time client sentiment.
Month 16
Smart contracts execute signatures without needing a human intermediary.
Year 2 · D-Day
The machine announces the quarterly results before you can sign in.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
99.9 percent
Quarterly forecast accuracy
0.02 seconds
Average deal response latency
Zero
Client golf outings per year
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Being Replaced'.
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