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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour emotional manipulation tactics are easily simulated by a large language model.
Senior Sales Manager (mostly drinking coffee, emotionally forecasting)
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splat.you▸ PERSUASIONENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates quarterly forecast inflation
You spend your day managing sales pipelines, chasing leads, and inflating quarterly forecasts. Your job is now code.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and smell when a client is lying to you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The CRM now populates itself from your emails automatically.
Month 4
AI agents handle cold outreach more effectively than any human.
Month 11
Digital avatars host client meetings using your voice and history.
Month 19
Contracts are generated and negotiated entirely by software agents.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your account is deleted as sales targets are hit automatically.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
99.9%
Pipeline manipulation accuracy
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Average lunch spent closing
100% constant
Quarterly target achievement
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