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December 5, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthYou sell imaginary interest rates to people who already have computers.
Professional lunch-haver and interest rate swap enthusiast.
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no no noyouAI▸ TRADEFLOW DIRECTOR V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
executes high-volume block trades during market volatility
You manage client relationships and oversee the execution of complex interest rate swaps and bond trades.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can soothe a client during a market panic.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart algorithms replace your manual rate scouting and morning briefings.
Month 7
Client interaction shifts to encrypted, AI-managed automated execution portals.
Month 16
Autonomous systems handle all bond volume matching without human intervention.
Year 2.3
Clients prefer machine-precision execution over your expensive steakhouse dinners.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
Your desk is repurposed as a server rack cooling station.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
Irrelevant
Client golf handicaps
100% reduction
Lunch bill savings
0.003ms
Trade execution latency
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a stress ball.
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