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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsConverting your personality into a predictable data stream for cheaper ads.
Professional pivot-table architect and emotional sales-alignment facilitator
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Automated strategy without the long lunches.
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optimises ad spend while you sleep
You align sales targets with brand messaging while managing CRM data and campaign ROI. Your spreadsheets are dying.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is having a bad day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts suggesting copy based on historical conversion performance.
Month 5
Dashboards now generate your weekly slides without human intervention.
Month 10
Algorithms replace your manual lead quality meetings with real-time scoring.
Month 15
AI identifies market trends faster than your quarterly planning cycles.
Month 19 · D-Day
The engine fully manages the funnel, leaving you to manage yourself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
Excessive
Coffee consumption frequency
94 percent
Pipeline churn probability
Infinite
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Your severance
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