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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour Rolodex is just a database we will scrape by lunch.
Professional bridge-builder between people who should be talking.
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Closing deals while you sleep soundly.
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You broker deals between outreach leads and manufacturers. You trade introductions for a cut of the final invoice.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying to you over a casual lunch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models start generating hyper-personalized outreach that outperforms your manual emails.
Month 4
Smart software identifies your best leads and contacts them directly.
Month 8
Automated negotiation agents agree on pricing without human intervention.
Month 13
Public price discovery tools make your middleman fee look like an error.
Month 18 · D-Day
The manufacturer switches to direct digital storefronts and drops your contract.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
15 percent
Average margin loss
99 percent
Lead friction reduction
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