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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou spend all day tracking numbers that machines already know.
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adjusts global pricing in real-time
You build sales forecasts, manage pricing tiers, and generate endless spreadsheets to justify why nobody hit their quota.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a client is lying to your face.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents scrub your CRM data of all human error.
Month 4
Algorithms set prices based on market signals, not guesses.
Month 8
Neural nets produce revenue projections that are actually correct.
Month 13
Automated scripts handle all payout calculations instantly.
Month 18 · D-Day
The board accepts the AI strategy and cancels your department.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
400+
Spreadsheets per quarter
Very debatable
Accurate forecasts
Non-stop
Meetings about data
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