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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou track metrics that exist solely to justify your own salary.
Professional spreadsheet builder and sales rep nagger.
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You build sales dashboards and pester underperforming reps. You turn raw CRM data into colorful, meaningless slide decks.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can explain why the revenue forecast failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts begin fixing the CRM data you leave messy.
Month 4
Dashboards update themselves without your manual Excel exports.
Month 8
AI detects rep slacking without your awkward intervention emails.
Month 13
Automated status alerts replace your Monday morning standups.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked for efficiency reasons.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
99 percent
Pipeline churn rate
14 million
Spreadsheet rows ignored
40 hours
Time spent in Zoom
Your severance
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