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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsChasing solicitors for paperwork is a job only because humans are slow.
Professional nagger and shepherd of missing survey documents.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing loops while you are asleep.
oof.youAI▸ FLOWSTATE DEALAUTOMATOR V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your email inbox at midnight
You nag buyers, sellers, and lawyers to stop holding up property deals. You live in spreadsheets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a frantic homebuyer is about to lose their mind and cry.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 7
Smart agents scrape your inbox for pending document requests.
Week 9
Systems link directly to solicitor portals to pull real-time data.
Month 6
Algorithms predict which deals will fail before they even start.
Month 9
Bots automatically prompt agents for missing buyer updates.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system finishes the chain without human interference or tears.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
142
Average emails sent per deal
89%
Time spent waiting for signatures
41%
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium property portal.
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