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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou sell promises that an algorithm will soon deliver more efficiently.
Managing trials until the trial manages you.
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Closing trials without the awkward human lunch
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neutralises objections with real-time data streaming
Managing customer trials and tracking project milestones to push enterprise software deals through the final approval cycle.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI flags stalled deals before you even notice them.
Month 5
Software handles prospect questions with perfect, boring accuracy.
Month 13
Bots speak to other bots to clear legal hurdles.
Year 2.1
Sensors monitor trial success without any human follow-up.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system closes the deal itself while you pack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
4000 liters
Coffee consumed
99 percent
Pipeline noise
12 minutes
Actual selling
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a sales training podcast.
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