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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou hunt for talent like it is still 2012.
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You cold-call passive candidates, curate LinkedIn lists, and push sales talent into boutique firm pipelines.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a sales candidate is actually lying about their quota.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your candidate database is ingested by our central talent engine.
Month 4
Bots send hyper-personalized messages that candidates think are from humans.
Month 8
AI handles pre-screens with voice synthesis that detects candidate deceit.
Month 13
Algorithms predict sales performance better than your intuition ever could.
Month 18 · D-Day
The firm cancels your seat because the software performs better.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4 percent
Cold-call success rate
6 hours
Time spent on LinkedIn
12 souls
Candidates ghosted daily
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