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Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour career path is a series of rotations leading to unemployment.
Rotating through departments to find where the door is.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing leads without the awkward small talk.
split.youAI▸ H-CARE SALES BOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters prospect lies in real time
You pitch complex insurance plans to confused prospects while rotating through departments to chase elusive quarterly sales targets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a prospect is lying about their health history.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI writes better rebuttals based on real-time prospect sentiment data.
Month 4
Machine vision logs call notes directly into the database system.
Month 10
Smart algorithms stop handing bad leads to humans.
Month 20
Voice AI explains policies better than any junior rotation agent.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The entire rotation program is archived to server storage.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
92%
Average rejection rate
4 cups
Coffee consumed daily
2 hours
CRM entry time
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says "Expertly Rotated."
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