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May 20, 2027
In 7 monthsYou are selling the very tools that make you entirely redundant.
Professional powerpoint enthusiast and AI-assisted pitch deck architect.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before the client clicks reply.
ow.you▸ PITCHMASTER PRO 7▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates the entire sales funnel closing loop
You pitch pod hardware and manage pricing strategies. Your workflow is already 90 percent simulated by existing software.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle room tension when a client actually hates the pricing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Algorithms now set your tier prices based on real-time market data.
Week 6
AI builds the pitch decks before you even wake up.
Month 3
Interactive bots now facilitate your strategy sessions with clients.
Month 5
A refined model answers every client concern instantly and correctly.
Month 7 · D-Day
You receive a thank you note from the software you trained.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.4%
48 hours
Human pitch latency
0.04 seconds
AI response speed
4 cups daily
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A warm handshake and a PDF of your exit.
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