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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou sell software that tells salespeople how to be less annoying.
Pitching software that audits the sound of human desperation.
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Closing deals while you sleep.
glub.youAI▸ PITCHPERFECT AI-SUITE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes pitch cadence for maximum conversion
You pitch sales-coaching tools to managers and demonstrate how they track tone and volume during face-to-face meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a client stops caring despite the script.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull your CRM data without any manual typing.
Month 5
Software dictates the perfect pitch during your live calls.
Month 10
Matching algorithms filter out bad leads before you call.
Month 15
Digital signatures handle the negotiation phase automatically.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated as the software closes itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
92 percent
Average rejection rate
400 yearly
Demo hours wasted
3 liters
Coffee consumed per deal
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Work'.
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