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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour motivational speeches are just data points for a better algorithm.
High-energy telecommunications whisperer (mostly TV product specialist).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals without the human awkwardness.
help!youAI▸ PITCHPERFECT V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers hyper-personalised scripts to headsets instantly
You deliver live coaching to call center staff about TV, broadband, and mobile sales scripts. Your job ends soon.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a bored agent has stopped listening to your sales pitch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Sensors track which sales pitches actually lead to closed deals.
Month 5
Adaptive AI replaces your spoken advice with real-time screen prompts.
Month 10
You deliver the jokes while the screen does the real work.
Month 15
Call centre agents ignore your presence in favor of the app.
Month 19 · D-Day
The screen is the trainer now and it never needs a break.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
45 minutes
Average buzz session duration
12
Call centre distractions per session
3 cups
Coffee consumed before 9am
Your severance
A one-month supply of lukewarm office instant coffee.
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