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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou build complex labyrinths for data that nobody actually wants to find.
Master of custom objects and high-latency middleware.
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Automating your mess away into clean JSON.
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deletes your entire production configuration overnight
You map business processes into bloated CRM configurations and write endless custom Apex code for sluggish workflows.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the VP about why the integration broke again.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
An AI agent scrapes your existing org to model all dependencies.
Month 5
Automated scripts replace your custom Apex with native cloud-native flows.
Month 11
A ghost instance runs your architecture in parallel to find bugs.
Month 16
The system begins self-healing broken object relationships without your input.
Month 19 · D-Day
The admin console locks you out as the system finalises itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
94 percent
Custom objects ignored
12 tonnes
Average technical debt
Too many
Failed deployment count
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Trailhead training modules.
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