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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour career is just a series of custom fields in hell.
Professional breaker of workflows and master of JSON payloads.
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You spend all day fixing broken automations and mapping data fields to satisfy increasingly delusional sales pipeline reports.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows why the Apex trigger fails on Tuesdays.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
AI agents begin identifying and patching broken field mapping errors autonomously.
Month 4
Smart models rewrite and consolidate your bloated flow configurations for efficiency.
Month 9
Predictive analytics engines generate all sales pipeline reports without human oversight.
Month 13
Automated code sanitization agents remove legacy Apex triggers and redundant logic.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system self-optimises and your login credentials are permanently archived.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4.2 hours
Average time fixing lookup filters
942
Unnecessary validation rule count
12,000
Meaningless dashboard refreshes
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our CRM cloud backup service.
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