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January 16, 2028
In 15 monthsConfiguring UI layouts while the business pivots to a spreadsheet.
Master of flow charts and slightly broken object schemas.
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You spend all day managing object relationships, cleaning messy Apex code, and fixing broken declarative automation flows.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the production build broke at 3am.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents scan your repository to identify redundant legacy code.
Month 4
Visual editors suggest optimized logic paths to replace custom scripts.
Month 8
Algorithms automatically reconcile object relationships without human input.
Month 13
Permission sets are dynamically assigned based on real-time employee needs.
Month 15 · D-Day
The platform runs itself and you are gracefully decommissioned.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
Over 9000
Average technical debt score
65 percent
Time spent in meetings
12 daily
Flows that break overnight
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Salesforce Trailhead.
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