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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou spend your day architecting sandcastles in a cloud that hates you.
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Systemic configuration without the human friction
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You manage API integrations, fix broken flow triggers, and field endless requests for custom reports that nobody ever reads.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a legacy workflow fails with such profound, weary resentment.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors and agents monitor user usage to suggest field deprecations and automate basic layout configurations.
Month 4
An AI engine rewrites inefficient Apex and SOQL automatically to reduce platform limit consumption.
Month 8
The system detects broken dependencies in real-time and patches them before users notice a lag.
Month 13
Permission sets are managed by an algorithmic audit process that denies every request automatically.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked once the system achieves full autonomous self-configuration.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
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Flows broken daily
89%
Useless reports generated
6hrs/day
Time spent in meetings
Your severance
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