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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
July 3, 2028
In 1 year, 8 monthsYou spend all day prioritizing tickets that nobody actually reads anyway.
Professional translator of corporate confusion into Jira tickets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets without the emotional baggage.
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You manage the backlog of user stories and force developers to align on unnecessary process improvements.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows why this specific custom field exists.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An agent pulls requests directly from Jira without human intervention.
Month 5
Models write your tickets using historical data to avoid errors.
Month 10
Algorithms decide what is most urgent based on revenue impact.
Month 15
Virtual avatars attend meetings to provide update summaries to executives.
Month 20 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes fully self-managing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
400 daily
Average ticket churn
85 percent
Time spent in meetings
92 percent
User stories ignored
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a meditation app.
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