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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour demo script is just a list of features nobody actually uses.
Professional CRM entry artist and email template sender.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before they even become leads.
brr.you▸ PIPELINEPURGE V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends high-conversion follow-ups while you sleep
You spend all day logging cold calls and updating lead statuses in complex CRM pipelines.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a client is lying about their budget constraints.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI plugins start auto-filling CRM fields from your inbox.
Month 4
Smart agents rewrite your emails to actually get replies.
Month 8
Algorithms identify better leads than your cold calling lists.
Month 13
Bots handle standard contract terms without human intervention.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system handles everything autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
4 minutes
Average time per logged call
112
CRM fields filled out daily
0.04 percent
Conversion rate of standard template
Your severance
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